Husband Pees His Pants Flu

An American in Rome ...

Maccarone ... destroy you know?!? look at me with that face intrepid ... I look like a worm Maccarone ...
ammericani this is stuff you see? yogurt, jam, mustard ... mustard ... this is stuff that the locksmith ammericani, healthy stuff, substantial ... zozzeria that kills! Americans AOH!
Maccarone ... and hast caused me destroy you now, Maccarone! I
me you magno ... ahmmmm!
this ar damo the cat, rat, this ar ... Kill me that the bugs! and I drink milk ....
worm ... I magno me you!

{Alberto Sordi - An American in Rome}